'I'm getting constant stick' over the Ashes finishing before I get there.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what more could an England cricket fan desire?
Well, perhaps an Ashes series in Australia where they remain in contention to win back the Ashes once the opening games are done.
That will not be happening during this tour, after a comprehensive 82-run win in Adelaide left the home side with a 3-0 lead for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
The Barmy Army, England's supporters' group, have 3,000 fans making the journey for the concluding fixtures in Sydney and Melbourne.
There are also travel parties who will spend the Christmas period in Australia, as well as relatives and companions heading for a special expedition.
The Ryding Siblings
The Ryding siblings are four such fans.
The four siblings had their flights and tickets arranged for the fourth and fifth Tests "well ahead of time", dreaming of a long-awaited triumph.
Sadly, they've observed Australia defeat England convincingly in just under two weeks from their residence in their hometown.
"Everyone at work has been teasing me regarding the concluded contest for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have something to play for still when we got there."
Diminishing Hope
There was plenty of positivity regarding the team's prospects of ending their 15-year wait for a triumph on Australian soil prior to the first ball.
However, the situation is now facing the prospect of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the Boxing Day Test begins in Melbourne on Thursday, 25 December.
The England team - and their fans - will be keen to prevent a clean sweep.
It was mentioned that the "excitement and fun" of head coach the positive style of play in recent times had "reinvigorated" Test cricket for English supporters.
But the Ryding siblings said they had minimal hopes for the fourth and fifth Tests - and all they are requesting from the players is "some resilience".
"Commentators consistently alludes to it, but it all hinges on psychological strength. 'This style has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, impractical batting," added Rory.
"During a long match, you should hunker down. Wafting outside 'sixth stump' areas has not been part of the textbooks, and that is primarily due to the batting lineup."
Looking Ahead
Prompted about he believed England will win a match in this contest, one fan responded: "It appears the Aussies are just too good at the moment."
"There is going to have to be more than one player that delivers for the team and produces a match-winning display."
Even with the series lost, the fans are looking forward to the trip.
"We will have a wonderful trip nonetheless," added another sibling. "We have to go with that outlook."
"Of course, it's a let-down we don't have more to play for, but we have invested a significant amount already."
"We plan to savor spending the festive season out there. Additionally, it's mine and Rory's first time traveling during the festive period."
An educator, Katie is determined to make the most of the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her time off.
"As a backup plan, there's always golf to turn to," she finished.